A win’s a win’s a woeful game…
One bounce, one tap, one gather, one goal = 8 seconds. Activate operation percentage booster!
Unfortunately, unlike the 2007 DVD 4 pack, this experience rarely excited as much as hoped or expected. The number of tweed jackets clearly outnumbered the few moments of brilliance including Gazza’s opener, Wojo’s acceleration and Chappy’s ubiquity. Melbourne did well to be competitive throughout, but – fortunately for one punter who put $100k on the cats for a $4k return – the result was never in doubt.

Tweed jackets and bad ties were the plat du jour.
Each quarter in four words or less:
1st: Gazza goal, Wojo run!
2nd: Stevie J has awoken.
3rd: I’m in the bar.
4th: Does Byrnes cut it?
Anyway, at the end of the day Shane’s portrait proved to be more entertaining than the match itself. Was his hair really that woeful – pun most definitely intended – or is this photo just a bad sepia dream?

Mmmmm....bleach.
May your Monday be better than the game (and Shane’s hair).
Your good friends, The Terrace…
Tags: shane woedodin;paul chapman; gary ablett junior; stevie j; melbourne


Could you call this image Iced Wowo?