The Terrace

Nice crown, Mick.

But remember this, hairy-bottom-lip man: whilst you may be the King of Moomba, you will never be the Mayor of Geelong.

My lovely lady said she saw Gary Jnr on the plasma last night – watching the big game at the tennis. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t with Maria, and I’m very sure he didn’t have a crop of hair. Regardless, we couldn’t resist sharing this snap with the faithful. With all respect to the little master, do you think he looks like Martin Bryant in this photo? Hmmmmm…judge for yourself.

Oh, by the way, great news about Captain Ling hey? We couldn’t think of a more fitting man for the job. Maybe they’ll finally hang our ‘Ling of Fire’ portrait in the hallowed halls of KP? Unlikely…but we can live in hope.

Yours lovlingly,

The Terrace

It’s official. Cameron Ling is the best looking man in the AFL. And, importantly, he also shares a surnoun with that of a fish with a ‘long, slender body’.  That’s a special Red-Headed Tuesday combo. Here at The Terrace we’ve known ling-a-ding-ding is pretty special for some time. Known for being affable, approachable and truly capable on the footy field, Linga is the latest inductee to the Rangtheon. It’s fair to say he is a strong candidate for Captain of our Rangatheon – a prestigious appointment if there ever was one.

Cameron's portrait - aka "Ling of Fire"

‘The Mayor‘, as he is oft’ known, can now point to irrefutable and verifiable Herald-Sun data stating he is the hottest property. From pudgy, full-forward local St Joseph’s legend to run-with/shut-down/sex-on-legs elite player status, is it a coincidence that the words cling, king and spring rhyme with Ling? We think not!

Cameron Ling, whatever you like to be called, we preface it with “Sir.”

‘Ave a great Wednesday,

The Terrace